Chimp and Gab discuss India's plight: Tiny penises.

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We definitely need a Wii.

Much to the delight of gamers everywhere (and chagrin of significant others...) the Nintendo Wii and Playstation3 have finally come out in the US. In Japan, the Wii owner's manual came with a set of "Do not's" that were hilariously illustrated, as seen on the left. Don't let your kids chew on the cords, we get it. Don't use a cracked CD, ok. Don't stick shamrocks in it? Whatever. But, there are many other classic pics here.

Then, someone took it a step further. The "lost" Wii pages have been found.

Also, I'm not going to get either one any time soon. I'm a sad panda...

I've been disappointed with the PS3 reviews and the price that they go for. The Wii looks like it would be awesome to play, but I think I need to convince Princess to get one. She needs to see some real gameplay of it, maybe the will convince her.

Happy Caturday!

Again, it's Caturday. And it's another link!

So it was my birthday yesterday. Why do birthdays suck more and more each year? It can't be the old age. Yesterday, I worked 12 hours at the printing plant, got sleet and rain and ice and snow for 16 hours, had no power for a few of those, and no cable for most of it. But, after my long day, I got to come home to Mazzy telling me "Merry Christmas-I mean, Happy Birthday Dad!"