13 things that are starting to get really lame.
Maxim had an article on the 50 lamest thing, but I'm keeping it short.
13. White trash goatees - Kid Rock made these look even stupider than they were to begin with. If you can't get an "Evil Spock" goatee, don't grow one.
12. White boys with 'fros - Didn't look good on Peter Frampton in the 70's, it didn't look good on Napoleon Dynamite, it doesn't look good on you. Only Bob Ross can pull of the 'fro.
11. Star Wars hate - All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. -- Randall Graves
10. Tiny pet dogs - especially chihuahuas. They serve no fucking purpose.
9. Gwen Stefani - It's breaking my heart to say this, but her current attempt to rape musicals and turn them into pop/techno songs is a terrible idea. Gwen, if you're reading this, please go back to being the super-geek queen we all grew to love!
8. MTV - People in Maui are furious over the portrayal of their youth in MTV's newest "reality" show. After the travesty of many of their other new shows, I alomst look forward to the 17th edition of the Real World vs. Road Rules challenges.
7. Police Dramas on TV - I thought that the Hospital ones were getting out of hand, but now there are (by my count) 8 different police dramas, and those are only the ones with Jerry Orbach RIP.
6. White Rappers - If you ain't MC Paul Barman, stick with the boy bands.
5. Starbucks - This is an excerpt from a real debate on another message board: "le j.- we know what an actual macchiato is. a carmel macchiato is doused in carmel and is not by definition a macchiato- it is an upside down vanilla latte with carmel. we agree it is silly to call it one. but that doesn't mean you aren't a completly snobby asshole. you are the reason people are intimidated about ordering in coffee shops in the first place. does being a jerk make you feel better about yourself, you pathetic dickhead?". In my world, coffee will come in 2 flavors, regular and decaf. And decaf is for the pussies.
4. "Scary" Japanese ghosts - Japan must be pretty fucking haunted to get this many ghosts. And the way that they are infiltrating the current movie culture here in the west is starting to be annoying. I liked the Ring, I liked Ju-on, but I can only be freaked out by the same stringy haired girl so many times.
3. Garfield
2. Japanese cartoons that have been "Americanized" - 4Kidz is the worst of all. So many great cartoons are being sanitized and dumbed down for America's youth.
1. Sopranos on Bravo - I was so fricking excited to see the goshdarn show, but it's so fricking watered down that I can't enjoy what those sonsuvbeaches are talking about.
13. White trash goatees - Kid Rock made these look even stupider than they were to begin with. If you can't get an "Evil Spock" goatee, don't grow one.
12. White boys with 'fros - Didn't look good on Peter Frampton in the 70's, it didn't look good on Napoleon Dynamite, it doesn't look good on you. Only Bob Ross can pull of the 'fro.
11. Star Wars hate - All right look, there's only one return, okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi." Those fuckin' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano. -- Randall Graves
10. Tiny pet dogs - especially chihuahuas. They serve no fucking purpose.
9. Gwen Stefani - It's breaking my heart to say this, but her current attempt to rape musicals and turn them into pop/techno songs is a terrible idea. Gwen, if you're reading this, please go back to being the super-geek queen we all grew to love!
8. MTV - People in Maui are furious over the portrayal of their youth in MTV's newest "reality" show. After the travesty of many of their other new shows, I alomst look forward to the 17th edition of the Real World vs. Road Rules challenges.
7. Police Dramas on TV - I thought that the Hospital ones were getting out of hand, but now there are (by my count) 8 different police dramas, and those are only the ones with Jerry Orbach RIP.
6. White Rappers - If you ain't MC Paul Barman, stick with the boy bands.
5. Starbucks - This is an excerpt from a real debate on another message board: "le j.- we know what an actual macchiato is. a carmel macchiato is doused in carmel and is not by definition a macchiato- it is an upside down vanilla latte with carmel. we agree it is silly to call it one. but that doesn't mean you aren't a completly snobby asshole. you are the reason people are intimidated about ordering in coffee shops in the first place. does being a jerk make you feel better about yourself, you pathetic dickhead?". In my world, coffee will come in 2 flavors, regular and decaf. And decaf is for the pussies.
4. "Scary" Japanese ghosts - Japan must be pretty fucking haunted to get this many ghosts. And the way that they are infiltrating the current movie culture here in the west is starting to be annoying. I liked the Ring, I liked Ju-on, but I can only be freaked out by the same stringy haired girl so many times.
3. Garfield
2. Japanese cartoons that have been "Americanized" - 4Kidz is the worst of all. So many great cartoons are being sanitized and dumbed down for America's youth.
1. Sopranos on Bravo - I was so fricking excited to see the goshdarn show, but it's so fricking watered down that I can't enjoy what those sonsuvbeaches are talking about.
posted by monkeybrigade at 6:38 AM
1 Comments:
i agree with all of them except their is room enough in my world for BOTH the return of the king and the jedis!
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