A funny EMT story.
We had a high school student the other day as a ride along for their class time. I had just settled in for my nap when the pagers went off.
"Duffy Ambulance, ambulance needed at blahblahblah St. for a 65 year old female unresponsive but breathing."
So we all hop in the ambulance and take off. The student is in back giggling, but I ignore it. We get to the scene and everything is fine. The woman fainted, but really had nothing else wrong with her. We took her to the ER anyway. As I was filling out the paperwork, my partner asked her what the joke was.
"I thought the page said 'butt-breathing'."
Now I'll never get that out of my head.
"Duffy Ambulance, ambulance needed at blahblahblah St. for a 65 year old female unresponsive but breathing."
So we all hop in the ambulance and take off. The student is in back giggling, but I ignore it. We get to the scene and everything is fine. The woman fainted, but really had nothing else wrong with her. We took her to the ER anyway. As I was filling out the paperwork, my partner asked her what the joke was.
"I thought the page said 'butt-breathing'."
Now I'll never get that out of my head.
posted by monkeybrigade at 12:34 AM
2 Comments:
Unresponsive Butt-breathing. I think that's like when you let one rip and pretend like nothing happened.
huh huh hu hu...he said butt
der, this high school student is training for work in the medical field??
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